Tragic Boat StoryThey say the two happiest days in life, are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it! Well, here is a good BOAT story!
Nic and John were identical twins. John owned an old dilapidated boat and kept it pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of guys who sank it. John spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother Nic's wife had unfortunately died suddenly that day.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery store. A kind old neighbour woman mistook him for Nic and said "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
John, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those fourguys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get into her all at the same time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted!